Letterman invented them, everybody loves them: Top Ten Lists. Here´s mine.

THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU´RE OBSESSED WITH YOUR ADVERTISING JOB

10. You think that HTTP is an advertising agency.

9. When the commercial break is over, you change the channel.

8. When your aunt shows you her holiday snapshots, you suggest a reshoot because all the pictures are badly framed.

7. Your dog´s name is “Logo”.

6. You design a complex layout grid for your shopping list.

5. All your phone calls are exactly 30 seconds long.

4. Your dreams lately have commercial breaks.

3. You reprogram your tivo, so it cuts out those annoying movies between the commercials.

2. The guy who shot your passport ID photo is a fashion photographer and usually earns 20.000 Dollars per day.

1. When you are in the supermarket, you lower your view angle, so the product packs in the shelves look more dramatic.